Blog Archives

Launched: Our Restroom

Our Restroom is an (inter)national crowdsourced campaign who’s goal is simple: compel businesses to make their single occupancy restrooms gender neutral. Championed by Kristin Russo, designed by Allison Weiss, built by me on WordPress and WooCommerce using underscores and Bootstrap.

Posted in: Portfolio  |   |  Leave a comment

Launched: Everyone Is Gay

Everyone Is Gay is an indispensable question and answer resource for the LGBTQ community. Hell, it’s great advice for anyone with a body or an emotion or two. It is headed by the one and only badass Kristin Russo.

Posted in: Portfolio  |   |  Leave a comment

VaultPress Is Awesome, But Not Realtime For Plugins Like WooCommerce

Update 13 July 2016: According to VaultPress support, WooCommerce tables are now backed up realtime just like core WordPress tables. However, non-WooCommerce and non-WordPress core tables are still only backed up once a day. So if you have custom tables

Posted in: Development, News  |  Tagged with: , , , ,  |  Leave a comment

SQL Script To Get All WooCommerce Orders Including Metadata

A client of mine has a rather large WooCommerce database. We’ve been trying to run reports using the WooCommerce Customer/Order CSV Export plugin but have been running into timeout issues—the glorious WordPress white screen of death. I got fed up

Posted in: Code Samples, Development  |  Tagged with: , , ,  |  Leave a comment

Well Don’t You Just Have Some Nice Manners (Music)

Ok here’s the deal, kids. There’s this pretty rad recording studio based out of LA with the most badass of names: they’re called Nice Manners. Not only do they have a badass name they also do badass work. And not

Posted in: Portfolio  |  Tagged with:  |  Leave a comment

ProtonMail Turning One, Doubles Storage to 1GB

Me yes me; I am a ProtonMail fan. They provide end-to-end encrypted email and are based in Switzerland. I know there are those that feel privacy is dead or quickly default to the “I have nothing to hide” excuse, but

Posted in: News, Technology  |  Tagged with: ,  |  Leave a comment

Move Your Damn WordPress Debug Log so It’s Not Accessible via HTTP

Every time I need to view a WordPress debug log, I get a little belly-side security loophole cringe. It completely depends on what information you stuff into it that would cause a security issue, but it’s so easy to mitigate

Posted in: Code Samples, Development  |  Tagged with: , ,  |  Leave a comment

Convert A Massive CSV To Many CSVs Using PHP

I’m in the process of working in a CSV file with roughly 26000+ rows and 20 some odd columns. Each row represents an historical purchase order, including information such as date, time, name, address, product name, product sku, etc. My

Posted in: Code Samples, Development  |  Tagged with: , ,  |  Leave a comment

Launched: Valhalla DSP

Gosh, it has been far too long since I posted anything. And for that I’m only apologizing to myself, which is effectively moot because I’m also, at the same time, forgiving myself. I’m sorry, Jibran. You’re forgiven, Jibran. Phew, dodged

Posted in: Portfolio, Technology  |   |  Leave a comment

Run Your Own Damn Code after PayPal Calls WooCommerce Back

This isn’t rocket science, but the WooCoommerce documentation (as robust and complete as it is) isn’t clear about how to hook into a PayPal IPN successful charge webhook call back thingy—yes, that’s its technical name. In fact “isn’t clear” insinuates

Posted in: Code Samples, Development  |  Tagged with: , , ,  |  Leave a comment

Most recent work

  • Our Restroom Our Restroom is an (inter)national crowdsourced campaign who’s goal is simple: compel businesses to make their single occupancy restrooms gender neutral. Championed by Kristin Russo, designed by Allison Weiss, built by me on WordPress.
  • How To Win At Feminism The badasses over at Reductress are at it again with their new book How To Win At Feminism.
  • Reductress I crank out on-going web projects for Reductress. Super fun as you can imagine.
  • Everyone Is Gay Everyone Is Gay is an indispensable question and answer resource for the LGBTQ community. Hell, it’s great advice for anyone with a body with an emotion or two. I made the site responsive among other things. Give it a look see.

Need hosting?

  • Media Temple My go to hosting provider. You get rockstar hosting and I make a little cash. No pressure, just clean honest fun.

Past work

  • Christine Chaney Creative The online presence of Seattle artist Christine Chaney. Specializing in architecture, art and apparel.
  • Get Your Shit Together This is a site dedicated to helping you get your shit together before an unexpected tragedy, like the loss of a loved one.
  • IHG Instagram Sweepstakes An awesome Instagram driven sweepstakes site for IHG.
  • Trivial Beersuit A site that provides professional pub trivia to bars and restaurants.
  • Audi YouTube Channel This site was a quick turn-around hair pulling adventure for the Super Bowl: revamping Audi’s YouTube Channel.
  • Teach.org The new Teach.org. Providing tools to help students become teachers.
  • Valhalla DSP A one man Seattle based company, writing pretty sick professional audio plugins. Check ’em out!
  • Microsoft Visual Studio 2012 Launch This sweet new Visual Studio 2012 Launch website sports a mobile first, responsive web design architecture and comes in 14 different languages.
  • Nice Manners Music Nice Manners is an LA based recording studio offering their clients all sorts of digital audio services. This is a demo of an internal genre based music search & player I built for them. I am ecstatic about launching this project—check it out.
  • Holiday Inn Tumblr A quick, fully responsive update to the Holiday Inn Tumblr page.
  • Microsoft's Art of Touch An artful HTML5 Microsoft website. Sadly, this site is no longer live.
  • Microsoft Hardware Healthy Computing Tool A useful little tool to help you find the perfect Microsoft mouse or keyboard.
  • Pella Professional Pella manufactures high quality doors and windows. This is their professional site.
  • Imaging the World A non-profit dedicated to providing ultrasound services in remote areas of the world.
  • Ginny Ruffner: A not so still life A site for a documentary film about Seattle artist Ginny Ruffner.

Blogroll